Why Am I Like This?


Should be:
• Dying hair
• Packing suitcase
• Cleaning house
• Eating SOMETHING

Instead:
• Scrolling vinted to find outfits I bought on vinted in the correct size
• Buying MORE bikinis
• Avoiding dying hair and packing


Every time I have something I need to be doing it seems I suddenly get the urge to write. Washing pile? Write a story. Starving but had no breakfast? Write something. Late? Why not write? Poppy is my name, procrastination is my game. Unfortunately, this means I will definitely end up stressing come the end of the week when I look at my to do list and realise actually you can’t cram a weeks worth of things into one day and I’ll have forgotten to collect someone’s medication (probably mine) before ANOTHER bank holiday weekend. Bought a top off vinted (I love vinted can you tell?), picked it up and all of the detail is peeling off and it’s basically a bit completely shit. The description said ‘great for layering’, what like under a fucking jumper because it should in the bin? I wouldn’t mind but the postage cost more than the actual top!

Managed to make loads of decisions yesterday (like a proper grown up) which should in turn make my life easier today. Should being the keyword. I finished packing in my mind and actually got everything together, then of course rushed it all last minute and ended up shoving everything in a suitcase (out of sight out of mind) to do the school run which basically means I now have to unpack and pack again (why am I like this?) and hence me sitting here writing in my hair dying clothes with no actual hair dye on my head. Note to self: Stick to the fucking list!

Alas, nonsense.


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