I watched Verity this week (not my bag and no I’ve not read it unless you count reading the entire plot on Wikipedia first) and one thing that stood out to me was when she said that autobiographies are just people’s versions of themselves that they want to present to the world which is ultimately…
Should be cleaning alas I am writing. Treat yo self! I started my new writing class last week, same teacher new class. So excited to get back into it. I’ve decided this is the year I’m going to start writing my book. I read a quote that said “writing and tearing up five pages would…
Well hello there! (She types to absolutely no one – if you are in fact reading this I don’t mean you, you are not no one) I’ve written three times over summer but not blogged one of them. I started a blog for a bit of a daft laugh and to offload some of the…
Number of minutes until I have to leave the house: 16 Hung a neon sign that said ‘Let’s go girls!’ which apparently my ADHD brain took as a literal instruction so spent an hour and a half rearranging the entire utility room, including manoeuvring 80kg worth of dumbbells. Now a normal person would remove the…
Does anyone else get ignored in the group chat? Because I doooooo! More specifically, WhatsApp group chats. I am terrible at small talk and a group chat to me is that but the digital version. I mean there are some exceptions, the ones with real friends in are absolutely fine and fun BUT I am…
Unfortunately I didn’t turn into Spider Woman which I feel would have been very helpful. I am instead burnt out and running on much caffeine, I say running on caffeine but it actually alternates between having a calming effect or just sending me to sleep. I haven’t written for a week, my writing class is…
I have found FOUR baby spiders on me in less than twenty four hours! After the first one I also discovered I’d been bitten so it’s fairly possible I may become spider woman over the next few days. The other three were on my arms and in my hair much to Husband Face’s horror. I…
What’s more fun than an unexpected period a week after your last one? Spending nearly £4 (because everyone knows you round up to the next whole number up after .5) ‘treating’ yourself to some chemical free pads only to find the bastard things have vanished like wrinkly ninjas when you get home. Found them hiding…
So sick of talking about the weather. I know I’m English so I’m supposed to love it but it’s so fucking boring! I know, it’s been hard NOT to mention it when you’re literally sweating your own skin off but lets face it England is not prepared for any kind of weather outside of mild…
I wrote this entry last week. What I mean is I wrote an entry last week meant for now and I just read it back and hated it, like what was I even waffling on about? We’ll never know. Anyway, I spent last week getting loads ticked off and being really productive just so I…