Nonsense

  • Floater Friend

    Despite my routine being thrown off several times this week I’ve actually managed to get a lot of my never ending to do list ticked off, I may have washed the same load of washing four times because I forgot it existed after I pressed go and left but at least I know it’s realllly…

  • Powered by Donuts

    I’m sat by the ‘family pool’ in 37º heat. I say family pool because I just read a sign on the bathroom door that warned: ‘No lewd or inappropriate behaviour. Use of illegal substances will result in removal. ONE GUEST PER STALL!’ which makes me wonder what happened at the family pool to necessitate that…

  • You Shall Pass!

    Currently: Sat on a flight to Las Vegas.Time to destination: Endless. We have really nice seats but I’m too awkward to enjoy them. We’re sat with extra leg room and the announcement said no one is ‘allowed’ to pass here. Well I’ve been on flights where people have been sat in these seats and given…

  • Why Am I Like This?

    Should be: • Dying hair• Packing suitcase• Cleaning house• Eating SOMETHING Instead:• Scrolling vinted to find outfits I bought on vinted in the correct size• Buying MORE bikinis• Avoiding dying hair and packing Every time I have something I need to be doing it seems I suddenly get the urge to write. Washing pile? Write…

  • Packing (in my mind)

    Why is packing such a nightmare? So many fucking categories. Wonder if everyone else tries on every single thing they own before packing it then inevitably take a bunch of things they definitely won’t end up wearing?! Probably not. I like to think I’m very organised ever since my bestie gave me the packing cubes…