Silly Little Clueless Woman

So sick of talking about the weather. I know I’m English so I’m supposed to love it but it’s so fucking boring! I know, it’s been hard NOT to mention it when you’re literally sweating your own skin off but lets face it England is not prepared for any kind of weather outside of mild and a bit chilly. When it snows it’s the end of the world, literally just grit the fucking roads. Heatwave and everyone is panic buying air conditioning for two weeks of the year and gardening for some reason? I’ve seen so much gardening, I don’t get it. It’s been THE hottest and people thought it was a good idea to drag the old lawnmower across the grass in full sun? And despite it raining almost constantly in England when it does people always seem to suddenly forget how to fucking drive! That was me not talking about the weather, I’ve even bored myself.

This weeks been pretty annoying actually. We had some flying ants which was a nice addition to the Friday night scramble. Ants I don’t mind, they’re just living their lives being clever little ants but ants with wings, FUCK OFF! They are disgusting! Not a great mix for my OCD which by the way isn’t just being very clean and tidy (incase you didn’t know). I often worry when I mention my OCD that someone will think I’m one of those people that just says ’they’re a bit OCD’ without actually understanding what it means or in fact having OCD. Nope I’m a fully fledged member of the OCD club and it takes on various forms, one being contamination. Imagine my horror when I opened the cooling mat I bought and discovered a box full of mold! Cue me throwing out nearly everything I bought (sealed or not) that happened to be in the same bag. Developed a cough and hay fever symptoms shortly after so if I die remember it was the MOLD. Rational me thinks I may just actually have a cold or a bit of hay fever from the sudden climate change but you never know!

Spent another weekend at a kids party, I swear my kids have better social lives than me (not hard really though with one friend I suppose). Speaking of friends managed to get in a little date night with my bestie this week which was lovely! She is literally made of rainbows and sunshine and we are equally odd. Been thinking of getting my next tattoo, I have so many ideas but can’t decide which one next! Got the sudden urge to paint everywhere I’ve been meaning to paint last week so went and bought paint. I’ve managed to complete the two doors I’d been putting off and a radiator. I must of looked like a silly little clueless woman in B&Q (the manly mans shop) because a random tradesman (who didn’t work there) came and gave me advice on what paint I needed (despite having no clue what I was looking for) I would complain about mansplaining but in the end he saved me some money by telling me radiator paint is bull so to just use metal paint. Also, pretty sure my face often looks confused so I’ll give him the benefit of the doubt, I guess.

Alas, nonsense.