I Am Not a Normal Person (Thankfully)

Number of minutes until I have to leave the house: 16

Hung a neon sign that said ‘Let’s go girls!’ which apparently my ADHD brain took as a literal instruction so spent an hour and a half rearranging the entire utility room, including manoeuvring 80kg worth of dumbbells. Now a normal person would remove the weights from the stand alas I am not a normal person (thankfully) so I decided that would be a terrible waste of my time and continued to move it around in stages (probably taking equal if not a longer amount of time). May as well have not showered because by the end I had the skin of a killer Bella (if Edward was actually just covered in sweat and not sparkles). After my second shower of the morning, I made the perfect sandwich. I was so impressed and excited that the universe then decided to humble me because when I lifted the bread to put the sandwich together it had gone mouldy despite it being ONE DAY out of date. Screw you bread!

I wonder if anyone else answers rhetorical questions in TV ads? Or at self serve machines? Like in Tesco when it thanks me for shopping there and I’m like ‘you are not welcome!’ because I don’t agree with their massive price increases for non club card members (even though I have one). No? Probably not. Cool cool cool. I’m slightly obsessed with loving Sam Rockwell movies at the moment, what a gorgeous charming man. He’s funny AND he can dance, what more could you want? I’m sure he has many other qualities but that seems sufficient. Does anyone else take a shine to a particular actor then just watch all their movies? I usually find it’s a pretty good way to save time looking for a good film, good actors are rarely in shit films. Which reminds me, I miss blockbuster! Life was so much simpler when you could go into a blockbuster and rent a movie. The choice was limited to whatever they had in stock, so you either got something awesome or something completely terrible which was all part of the experience. There is far too much choice now, every streaming service has its own sub streaming services, so much time is wasted scrolling through endless titles it drives me insane! Bring back DVD’s and blockbuster and talking in real life (but not phone calls they can stay where they are). Anyway, movie suggestions gratefully received though I’m pretty sure that I’ve exhausted watched all the Sam Rockwell movies I could find for now. Highly recommend Blue Iguana and Good Luck, Have Fun, Don’t Die. Ok, now I’m late (obviously).

Alas, nonsense