Almost (but definitely not) Naked
I have an appointment today which basically means my day is a bit screwed. Any kind of impending doom appointment or phone call leaves my brain in waiting mode until it’s over. As it appears I’m glued to my seat in an uncomfortable position that I’ll undoubtedly stay in until I absolutely have to move (executive dysfunction at its finest) I might as well write!
Does anyone else have hard time adjusting to the seasons or is it just me? Like I’ve got used to wearing jeans on a loop with various different tops to the point one pair now has a rip so high you can see my pants which was fun to discover AFTER the school run. Not. Anyway, it was hot yesterday so I wore a dress (whoop de doo Basil!) and due to varying factors I had to do the school run solo. As usual I waited until the very last minute, ran upstairs for a wee, grabbed snacks (so I don’t get told off) and off I went. Big mistake! It was bloody windy and I was wearing a strappy dress with no little T-shirt underneath (like I would in Autumn, which is obviously the best season of them all!) So I was stood in my usual awkward place being my usual not-talking-to-anyone-and-trying-to-decide-where-to-look self as my hair blows all over my face (which doesn’t seem to happen to anyone else I might add), except this time I felt like I was living out one of those ‘Oh shit! I’m in public naked’ dreams. Obviously I wasn’t naked BUT just having my shoulders out when they’d been hidden all winter made me feel exposed! Nothing like an extra dose of dread on the school run. Anyone? Just me? Probably. Cue text from husband reminding me of my impending appointment, that’s nice isn’t it.
Alas, nonsense.