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    Inadvertently Freeing the Nipple

    Byadmin June 15, 2026June 15, 2026

    Time: 9:35 amDestination: Couch Awesome time had in Vegas now back to reality which has mainly consisted of doing lots of laundry, being asked a gazillion questions a minute and trying to decide ‘what the weather’s doing’ so I can get dressed appropriately. Anyway, back to Vegas. Our room had floor to ceiling windows (on…

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    Powered by Donuts

    Byadmin June 10, 2026June 10, 2026

    I’m sat by the ‘family pool’ in 37º heat. I say family pool because I just read a sign on the bathroom door that warned: ‘No lewd or inappropriate behaviour. Use of illegal substances will result in removal. ONE GUEST PER STALL!’ which makes me wonder what happened at the family pool to necessitate that…

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    You Shall Pass!

    Byadmin June 6, 2026June 6, 2026

    Currently: Sat on a flight to Las Vegas.Time to destination: Endless. We have really nice seats but I’m too awkward to enjoy them. We’re sat with extra leg room and the announcement said no one is ‘allowed’ to pass here. Well I’ve been on flights where people have been sat in these seats and given…

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    Shitty Zombies and OnlyFeet

    Byadmin June 1, 2026

    Spent yesterday sweating my clothes off in the unbearable heat. I don’t dislike sunny weather but I can’t stand it in England! It’s like my mind is programmed to expect it on holiday but here it just makes me feel hot and mad. Finally managed to book a pedicure, she did such a great job…

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    Just the Right Side of Give a F**k

    Byadmin May 27, 2026May 27, 2026

    I shouldn’t be writing right now. I even set myself a reminder that said STOP WRITING! EAT! But in true me fashion I snoozed it twice then turned it off completely. I have a very busy week ahead and Monday is the only day that I scheduled writing (outside of my writing class) so I…

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    Why Am I Like This?

    Byadmin May 22, 2026

    Should be: • Dying hair• Packing suitcase• Cleaning house• Eating SOMETHING Instead:• Scrolling vinted to find outfits I bought on vinted in the correct size• Buying MORE bikinis• Avoiding dying hair and packing Every time I have something I need to be doing it seems I suddenly get the urge to write. Washing pile? Write…

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    Packing (in my mind)

    Byadmin May 18, 2026May 18, 2026

    Why is packing such a nightmare? So many fucking categories. Wonder if everyone else tries on every single thing they own before packing it then inevitably take a bunch of things they definitely won’t end up wearing?! Probably not. I like to think I’m very organised ever since my bestie gave me the packing cubes…

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    Works Every Time, Most of the Time.

    Byadmin May 13, 2026

    To do: Many things.Doing: None of those things. ADHD meds are in full effect and I’m taking advantage of the motivation to write! Really should replace my keyboard, the o is missing and is currently just a rubber blob which throws me off every time I hit it. I wonder if other people with ADHD…

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    Almost (but definitely not) Naked

    Byadmin May 12, 2026

    I have an appointment today which basically means my day is a bit screwed. Any kind of impending doom appointment or phone call leaves my brain in waiting mode until it’s over. As it appears I’m glued to my seat in an uncomfortable position that I’ll undoubtedly stay in until I absolutely have to move…

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    I’m thinking about starting a blog.

    Byadmin May 1, 2026May 12, 2026

    I guess I have made my decision as it would appear that I’m typing my first entry. I’m Poppy (incidentally my least favourite flower). I have ADHD, OCD and I’m autistic. I know what you must be thinking, oh wow I bet she’s so organised and loves cleaning and trains. Wrong. I mean trains are…

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